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Heresmore on the deal.
Cash Deal Breaks Records
The all-cash transaction represents the largest acquisition in business history.
Ive been doing donuts in the Costco parking lot.
Apparently, he found one.
Warren promised me I could still tweet whatever I want, Musk told reporters.
Plus, hes giving me unlimited Cherry Coke and Sees Candies.
Have you tried those peanut brittle things?
Love those little guys!
This article is entirely satirical and was published on April 1, 2025.
Warren Buffett has not acquired Tesla, and all quotes and information in this piece are fictional.
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